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Peppie - You're hired to accept my apology. I went looking for these threads and could not find them.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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Newto You are Hired to go invent a bell that will ring automatically
if this thread reaches the bottom of page 2.
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Peppie -- You are hired to seek some funding for me so I can invent this bell. Perhaps something like this would do the trick:
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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Newto you are Hired to know I will go back to standing on street corners
to fund something a little more up dated - and to know I think that is a very
pretty Cow Bell.
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Peppie - You are hired to tell me exactly what you want, so I will not waste our funding money making something unacceptable. 
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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Newto you are Hired to know that maybe we should get a more modern alarm
system, perhaps a no expenses spared state of the art type with bells and whistles! hmmmm ?
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Peppie - You are hired to know that it costs around $2500 US to install a security system in a house, plus about $50 US per month for monitoring. You are hired to figure out if we can afford that kind of expense. 
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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Newto you are Hired to know you have a good point there and maybe we
should stick to a cow bell. And perhaps we can keep the cow too?
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Peppie - You are hired!! We'll have the cow bell for safety and the cow for fresh milk. Mmmm.....you are hired to milk the cow. 
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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Newto Fine I will milk the cow and your Hired to wear this shirt at all
times while in these two threads.