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Tell him about your breast implants ooh 10 think think pick an oldie oh yes x
10 things you should not do at a neighbours houswarming party.
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1. Spike the punch heavily with rum & watch the reactions
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2. Dance around in their living room nekked .
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3. Eat all the oysters!
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4. Sit by the food table and eat all the deviled eggs.
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5 Flirt with her husband
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6. Tell their kids stories about the time & their parents under the tree!
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7. Open the gifts and begin to take the ones you want for yourself!
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Test out all their bedrooms for best bed!
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9 Get drunk and Fall in her prize winning rosebeds