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Haflinger - Horse
Intruder
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service
when she was startled by an intruder.
As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled,
"Stop! Acts 2:38!"
("Turn from your sin and be baptized")
The burglar stopped dead in his tracks.
The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,
"Why did you just stand there?
All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar,
"She said she had an AX and two 38's!"
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