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7. Bring the remains of your lunch and drink into the gallery.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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8. Get yourself locked in the bathroom wait till lights out and scare the night
staff by moving things around and making dinosaur noises.
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9. Refuse to pay the fee for the audio tour.
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10. Raffle off the most expensive exhibits
Ten Things you should not do when attending a Baby Shower
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1. Question the prospective mother about the paternity of the baby.
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2. Arrive empty handed and leave with a bagfull of the hosts party food.
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3. Tell the prospective mother all about your labor and delivery.
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4. Tell the new mother to be that you know your husband has slept
with her and demand a DNA test.
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5. Ask the prospective mother why her own mother isn't attending the shower.
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6. Buy a batch of baby clothes from the charity shop before you arrive.