Good Driving       not         

Intoxicated men do the darnedest things.


Just after a man was married, he was invited out for a night with “the boys.”

He told his new bride that he would be home by midnight … promise!

Well, one tall tale led to another while everyone bought him drinks.

Before he knew it, it was almost 3:00 a.m.

Drunk as a skunk, he took a cab home.

Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly he realized that his wife would probably wake up, so he cuckooed another 9 times.

He was really proud of himself, having the quick witt —

even when smashed — to escape a possible conflict.

The next morning, his wife asked him what time he got home.

Of course he told her 12 o’clock.

( Whew! Got away with that one!)

Then she replied,

“In that case, I think we need a new cuckoo clock.

It cuckooed 3 times, said ‘dang it,’ cuckooed another 3 times then belched.

Then cuckooed twice, cleared its throat,

and then cuckooed again and giggled!”
 
 

Bed linens come in many colors and patterns.


 

Glass breaks easily when hit with a hard object.


 

Interest in the future.