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10. Take a nap in her bed
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Found this oldie but goodie on a back page. Anyone interested? I'll start a new topic:
Name ten things you should not say to your best friend:
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1. That her bum " does " look big in that dress
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2. That her husband is good in bed.
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That you know the number of a good tooth whitening clinic
if she is interested.
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4. That's quite a 'fashion statement' you are making with that outfit.
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5. Your hair needs coloring; it looks awful.
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6. I bet your pleased your daughter did not inherit your
big ears!
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7. Your table manners could stand a bit of improvement.