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5/22/2017 1:51 pm  #1

NEW - It's so Punny

Puns, Puns and more Puns for some giggles and some groans

How do you identify a bald eagle? 
All his feathers are combed over to one side. 

What's the difference between a two-story house and a garden rock?
About 40 feet.

We switched to the metric system at the Bug Factory.
Now all the inchworms think they are centipedes! 


5/22/2017 1:54 pm  #2

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5/22/2017 2:08 pm  #3

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What is flavored water?

Jack Daniels on ice after the ice melts.

I asked for a pitcher full of beer....

They brought me a drunk baseball player.


Last edited by Candilina (5/22/2017 2:08 pm)

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5/22/2017 2:16 pm  #4

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5/22/2017 8:43 pm  #5

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

 A stick.

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5/24/2017 1:38 pm  #6

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5/24/2017 9:04 pm  #7

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A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers,

'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. 

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.. 

We found a secluded room, and Googled each other. 

There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. 

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,

and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 
Hello!  You've got MALE!  

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5/28/2017 1:38 pm  #8

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Patient - "Doctor, you've got to help me, some mornings I wake up and think I'm Donald Duck, other mornings I think I'm Mickey Mouse."

Doctor - "Hmmmmmmm, and how long have you been having these Disney spells?"

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6/01/2017 2:05 pm  #9

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Guess I will be the only one posting in this thread....and reading the posts in this thread

Oh well....I'll keep  myself entertained

A guy goes into a fish and chip shop carrying a goldfish bowl.
He asks the clerk, "Do you do fishcakes?"
The clerk replies, "Yes, of course we do"
The guy then asks, "Can you make one for my goldfish, it's his birthday next week"


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6/02/2017 12:55 pm  #10

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Sorry Candi  I do look but usually find only ones with pics that
are not as funny as yours      will try harder   x      

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