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10. Ivan - no particular reason.....
NAME TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT SAY TO YOUR PARENTS WHEN YOU ARE AN ADULT:
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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1. I want a DNA test to make sure my dad was not the milkman 
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2. I wouldn't be sitting here in jail if you'd been better parents.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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3. Why did you sell my brother to feed your habit
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Peppie -- that is so funny!! 
4. Why didn't you tell me you go to Alcoholics Anonymous?
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5. Tell me now who s body is buried under our patio
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7. Why did you make me eat so many disgusting brussel sprouts ? 
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8. Drop dead. (I hope I understand the game rules!)
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9. Auntie told me I was adopted; why didn't you tell me?
Moncsi: you got it! If you're unsure, go back and read some of the previous pages; sometimes we are dead serious and sometimes we are silly or sarcastic. Just go with the flow.......
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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