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1. Blow out the candles if it's not your birthday party.
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2. Stick your finger in the icing on the cake to see if you like the taste.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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3. Steal as many birthday presents as you can without getting caught !
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4. Wrap an empty box and present it as a birthday present
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5. Tell everyone how old the guest of honor really is.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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6. Tell the birthday girl she should cut back on the botox loudly !
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7. You should not light huge numbers of candles on the cake.
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8. You should not eat all the cake.
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10. "Lift" one or two of the nicer gifts and take them home.
NAME TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT DO AT THE OFFICE (or change if we have done this before)
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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1. Flirt with the salesmen