- Candilina
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Re: ABCs of reasons you are late for work
Embarking on an escape plan for my friends in Mexico. If you see us again, you will know I was successful. Wish me luck!
- newto
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Fairy dust illegal? What the heck? Boss, I need you to fax a letter to the Mexican authorities attesting to the realness of fairy dust. This is the only way we'll ever get back to work, and I know you miss us. 
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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Have just done an inside deal and have got us some shovels Boss we are planning
on digging a tunnel early days tho can you please send some money for any
further equipment we may need ? thanks for understanding Boss.
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My back is aching from all this digging? Couldn't you have sent something bigger than this?.
This is going to take a loooong time.
- Candilina
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Not sure if we are using a new alphabet or maybe it's the after affects of the fairy dust. 
Needless to say, looks like we need your help boss...
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Oh, Candilina, it's just like you to worry about the alphabet at a time like this. LOL. Boss, I still have Montezuma's Revenge and I can't tell you how long it is going to last. Sorry; please wait for me to feel better.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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Thread Starter- Zada
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Oops I keep forgetting this is ABC. 
Please have patience Boss. We can't leave Newto here alone.
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Quit calling it fairy dust it's magic dust cause I'm not a fairy I'm a witch and I can get us all back if I can just figure out a spell that will transport us back to where ever we live.
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Boss still waiting for Shadow to cast a spell and get us all back
safely this digging is wearing us out and we keep losing each other please help
send money food and clothes asap thanks Boss
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"R" is next
Reamed out a good portion of the tunnel, but then got a sneezing and coughing attack. Sorry boss but I have to get some medical treatment and that will delay my return. Hang in there!!
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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