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4. Tell the bride you thought she said she was going on a diet before the wedding.
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6. Bring uninvited friends and expect them to be seated at your table.
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7. Yawn very loud during the speeches
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8. Steal from the dessert buffet and bring some home.
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9. Flirt constantly with the groom
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10. Try to fix up the bride's father with your mother.
NAME TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT DO IN A DEPARTMENT STORE (this was posted before but not used)
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1. Do a moonie in front of the security cameras
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3, Leave whatever you decide not to purchase in the fitting room.
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5. Take ten minutes to find your credit card while others are standing in line behind you.