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Thanks, peppie, for the new theme.
1. Tell the hostess you can't eat any of the food she's prepared.
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2. Feed half your meal to the hosts dog that is sitting under the table
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5. Get drunk
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6. Steal the silverware.
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8. Ask for white wine during the meat course, while beef is being served.
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9. Find a really long hair in your food and point it out to everyone
10. Use your napkin to blow your nose
Ten things you should not do in a Court Room
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1. Moon the judge.
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Troll - 'FOOL' Moon
3. Say "Here Comes The Judge" when the judge enters the room