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10. Let either Pep or Lion loose in the halls. (ROFL)
NAME TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT DO WHILE WAITING FOR YOUR TABLE IN A RESTAURANT:
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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Funny Newto!
1. Tell the hostess you are Brangelina
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2. Tamper with the cars parked outside setting off the alarms.
Instant table 
that was funny above Newto pep
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Let one go loudly should clear a few more seats
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4. Tap on your water glass repeatedly
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5. Talk very loudly about the bad tummy bug you caught here on your last visit
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6. Try the yank the table cloth of trick
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7. Put caterpillars in the salad bowl.
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8. Fall out of your chair, just to get a waitress to your table...then order quickly!
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9.Get drunk on cocktails because you have had to wait so long 