- peppiespet
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Re: ABCs of reasons you are late for work
Toe stuck in bathtap again have no cell phone have to wait for Newto
to call an EMT be in later depending on what he looks like 
ok boss ?
- Candilina
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Re: ABCs of reasons you are late for work
Uncorked a bottle of ...(well, does that really matter???) Cork flew across room and broke my eye glasses. Can't see without them.
Unsure of what to do now --- hmmm, think I will empty that bottle and be in tomorrow.....
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Vacuumed up my keys by accident. Since I have a double deadbolt lock, can't get out without the key. Going to take the vacuum bag apart (uck) and go through the dirt until I find the key. By that time I will need a shower and clean clothes. Might take all day; you never know. 
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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Re: ABCs of reasons you are late for work
Waiting for a ride to go pick up my new glasses that broke yesterday --- be in whenever!
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X-hausted from picking through the vacuum bag. Took a shower and changed my clothes, but now I'm sleepy and need a nap. See you tomorrow, boss.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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Yelled at neighbor to keep dog out of my yard,,,,,have no voice left. See you tomorrow
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Zoology textbook was on my coffee table; could not resist looking through it. So much to read I lost track of time. I'll be in after lunch.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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Almost made it to work on time --- that counts, doesn't it?
- peppiespet
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Behind with my chores today and the cats stuck up a tree have to wait for
him to get rescued by a hunky fireman ! I know you understand sweet boss later x
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Crushed up a bunch of ice and then thought "What a waste to do that without a 
." So I made myself a couple and am now slightly inebriated. I'll be in when the "buzz" wears off.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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