- newto
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2. Show up at the Captain's Table for dinner in jeans and a t-shirt.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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3 Never put anything down the loo other than the paper provided ! many years ago
on a first cruise I did not realise this and was so embarrasing when a chap came
in cabin to remove it as flooded floor !!
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Oh my, that is embarassing! 
4. Attempt to launch a lifeboat for an off-port excursion.
(Last cruise we were on, some drunks decided to do just that. They were kicked off the cruise at the next port with their baggage! 
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5. Complain because you can't seem to find anything to eat at the buffet. (The last cruise we took there was so much food!!!)
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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6. Sit down on the captains table uninvited ! could walk the plank for that 
Those drunks so stupid no wonder they got shoved off !!
Last cruise we went on was 4 years ago from Southampton to Brazil
many stops along the way DH went to see Christ the redeemer and it was foggy ! pep
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7. Fail to return to the ship on time after an excursion. (Last cruise I took this really happened to a family; the ship just left port without them.)
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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Wow - did they really think the ship would wait for them to show up? 
8. Be a chair hog on the sun deck.
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9. Flirt with the waiters (while your husband or SO is sitting next to you).
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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10. Knock on the cabin doors, yell room service, then run and hide 
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1. Pick your nose (sorry it was the first thing I thought of)
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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