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10. When the owners come home, loudly deny that you had anything to do with the mess in and outside the house.
NAME TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT DO WHEN VISITING A NURSING HOME:
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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Sneak off with a huge bag of incontinance pads !!!!
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2. Take your trumpet into rooms where residents are asleep and play a loud tune for them.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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3. Sneak in at night and nick all there false teeth from there nightstands
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4. Tell the patients that there is a party in the lunch room, but they have to get there on their own, cause the staff is busy preparing for said party
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5. Go from one bathroom to the other, pulling the cords and driving the nursing staff crazy.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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6. Put a frog in all the commodes x
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7. Let the residents play wheelchair basketball in the activity room.
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8. Put plastic spiders in there beds or if you are feeling really naughty put real ones in 
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9. Whisper in the ears of the men that all the women love them & vice versa...watch out...mayhem ensues.