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3. Dance wildly with a mannequin
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4. Net the fish in the ornamental pond
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5. Change clothes in aisle cause dressing rooms full
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6. Break glass and press the fire alarm
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7. Grab microphone & say sale on ladies shoes on aisle 19 & watch the pandemonium
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8. Go for a skinny dip in the ornamental pond why not have already nicked the fish
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9. Tell saleslady the dressing room has a dirty diaper in it & watch her turn green
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10. Try on a slew of items (maybe about 35 or so) in the dressing room with the saleswoman's assistance (insist that she help you) and then tell her you're not buying any of them (once you're finished).
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1. Sit at the back with your cell phone on laughing and giggling with your friends
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2. Turn up dressed head to toe in pink plus high heels and mini skirt