- newto
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4. Forget to shave your legs.
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5. Get drunk & pass out on your spouse
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6. Ask for a divorce !
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7. Ignore your spouse by staying on the cellphone constantly.
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8. Knowing you were going to a Caribbean resort, forget your bathing suit, flip flips, sunscreen, etc.
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9. Book the next plane home and dont tell him
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10. Tell him you only married him for his money.
NAME TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT SAY TO YOUR ATTORNEY (BARRISTER):
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1. I did it because I want to go to jail, I'm homeless.
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2. I would think with the fees you charge you could afford more comfortable furniture.
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3. You will clear the courtroom cause you really reek of cigarettes!