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OT -- I deleted my incorrect post. Thanks for pointing it out. Carry on!!
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No, you first, Gaston!
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1. ASK THE BRIDE WHERE SHE
1. Ask the bride where she gets her botox done !!
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2. Bring a gift of negligees 2 sizes too small as a hint that she needs to lose weight.
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3. Tell her that her partner is good in bed everyone here knows it
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4. Slip some truth serum in her champagne & watch out!
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5. Tell her you think her chosen bridesmaids look a bit fat
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6. Tell her that the stripper at the bachelor party spent the night at her fiance's place
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7. Tell her that I wont tell anyone she got her special dress on E bay then go tell them anyway
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8. Tell her that she looks fabulous tonight, then go tell the others she looks awful