- Butterflyshrimp
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Newto - You are hired to do my laundry..today!
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Fly -- I love you dearly, but you are hired to do your own laundry. I did enough yesterday.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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Newto - You're hired to keep the days straight. Yesterday was 'my' laundry day. Sorry my friend but your still hired to do my laundry 'today' since you used my laundry day yesterday...so hop to it! lol
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Fly -- You're hired to know I'm still not going to do your laundry...especially in my unairconditioned house.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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Dearest Newto - You're hired to get AC for your house so you can be more comfortable. I'll let you off on my laundry this week but you're hired to do my ironing!
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Darling Fly - You are hired to know we do have AC; it went on the fritz and was fixed the next morning. As for the ironing, I hoped you would do mine. 
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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newto wrote:
Darling Fly - You are hired to know we do have AC; it went on the fritz and was fixed the next morning. As for the ironing, I hoped you would do mine.
My sweet Newto - I'm so happy you got your AC fixed...truly! Now, back to business....I haven't ironed in 35 + years. DH would faint if he saw me with an iron...so, you're hired to do my ironing...besides..I forgot how! 
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Fly, my friend -- You are hired to know I WILL do your ironing on the condition you bring it to my house. However, please be prepared to stay at least a week; I am very slow when it comes to things I don't want to do.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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Newto you are Hired to help me with my ironing too
is the last job ever gets done still have last winters wooly jumpers to do 
thanks xx
will send stuff over to you in a truck thanks pal xxxxxx
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Pep - You're hired to do my laundry (since Newto won't) while Newto is busy doing your ironing. 