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I was hungry and went to the shops to buy a bagel while there re newed my
library card later saw a wonderfull cactus the assistant wrapped it for me
she had a cute freckle face.
Iron Carpet Shoes Sauce
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Wish we had a like button here; some of these sentences are hilarious!!
I decided to iron while eating spaghetti with sauce; needless to say I spilled everything on the carpet and on my shoes.
bucket
knob
daisies
radio
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The water bucket needed filling, but caught a fave song on radio. As I went to go out the door to pick daisies the knob fell off the door!
Tales
kings
carnations
fermentation
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Have you heard the tales about the Kings who were so obsessed with carnations they put them in a fermentation chamber and made wine out of them?
P.S. You haven't....me neither....I made up the whole thing. ROFL.
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What four words?
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Oh, carp, I forgot to put up four new words....time for the looney bin. Sorry. Here they are:
squash
stem
coaster
teddybear
Carry on!!
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The stem of the squash made a bad coaster for the poor teddybear.
lotion
dog
skull
weevil
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My poor little dog got bit in the skull by a weevil. I used a special lotion prescribed by the vet.
wristband
purse
hat
sulfuric acid
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While looking in my purse for my wristband the wind blew my hat off and it landed in a puddle of sulferic acid across the street.
Filter
Golf
Toaster
Fur
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To get breakfast, put the bread in the toaster, and the filter in the coffee pot. Then, put on your fur coat and go out to play golf.
That was a tough one!!
pizza
zipper
nightgown
candle