- newto
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Re: ABCs of reasons you are late for work
Carrying on with "Y" as per peppie's request:
Yuengling Beer truck arrived at my door with a huge delivery. Took them a while to get it in the house and then, of course, I had to sample it. I'll be in when I'm sober.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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Zebra crahed into my car & broke window.....waiting for glass replacement guy
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A bad electric storm and flood took my house away last night. I wasn't there cause I was at the bar but now I can't bathe and I have no clothes other than this very sexy outfit I have on which is not appropriate for work!
Normality is a paved road. It's comfortable to walk on but no flowers grow on it!
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Because Fire is in a bit of trouble not coming in boss has to rescue her and
put sensible clothes on her before somone else finds her xxx pep x
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Caught a cold before boss could find me anything to wear so am now running a temperature!
Normality is a paved road. It's comfortable to walk on but no flowers grow on it!
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Sorrey boss cant come in have to rush to my mate Fire with a packet
of frozen peas to reduce her temprature and get some clothes on her xx
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Giggle!
Defrosted peas cause it's hot outside and I got no house and nowhere to go. Just might need a short term leave of absence!
Normality is a paved road. It's comfortable to walk on but no flowers grow on it!
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Empathy flooding out of me for Fire. I invited her to come over and see if there was anything in my closet for her to wear. She's been trying clothes on for 4 hours. I'll be there when I hang everything back in the closet. 
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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Re: ABCs of reasons you are late for work
Fishing tournament today. Will be in when quota is caught.
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HEY! I created this one at BFG (BIG FREAKING GARGOYLE 
) a LONG time ago....2010! LOL
Now to carry on with the tradition.........
Gonorrhea is itching too bad and I can't sit for long periods of time.
