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Good morning, everyone. I'm up and about very early.
6. Wash the kitchen floor when you know your spouse or SO is coming home soon from mud wrestling.
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7. Clean house before maid comes!
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8. Clean the cooker and accidently knock the gas tap on !!
Yes I have a DH who did that once close call !
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9. Mix ammonia and bleach - whoops!! Very dangerous!!
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10. Get high on air freshener
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NEW TOPIC
NAME TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT SAY IN "POLITE COMPANY"
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1. Who put on perfume that smells like an old lady?
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2. Did someone just fa**?
Hope this doesn't offend anyone; if so, sorry.....
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Want to see my surgery scar?
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4. Pick your nose and eat it sorry I know thats gross just could not resist x