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7. Try to stuff your spouse or significant other in the overhead bin.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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8 - Lean against the Emergency Doors
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9. Attempt to open the cockpit door.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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10. Go into the cockpit & start kissing pilot's ear, causing plane to drop a few hundred feet...whoopsie
10 things you should not do in a bar (did we do this?)
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1. Dance on the bar with a short skirt with a thong underneath oooh !
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2. Order drinks on the house for everyone but don't have money to pay for them.
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3. Flirt with every good looking man in the place, while leaving your husband to sit alone.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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4. Pretend you are drunk & wobble into a table of good looking men to see who comes to your rescue!
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5. Ask for iced tea. LOL
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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6. Accidently trip the cocktail girl with a tray loaded with drinks & watch to see who slurps drinks off floor (avoiding the glass, of course)