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I took a hammer to the tree...low & behold...a wash of water came out with a goldfish in it!
Sand grass crab cats
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My neighbors cats were playing in sand, then came to my yard and started rolling around in the crab grass thinking it was catnip!
Cloud
Dust
Spider
Telephone
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I'm well aware there is a lot of dust and spider(s) in my basement, but frankly, I'd rather sit outside on a chaise, talking on the telephone and looking at a cloud.
novel
wedding
butter
university
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When I was at University I wrote a Novel about a wedding
Everyone thought it was good but I just think they were trying to butter me up !!
Boat Storm Hunger Rock
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While I was out in my boat, a storm blew up. The fear made me feel hunger, so I tied the boat to a big rock and had a snack.
banana
porch
repair
vase
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I slipped on the banana on my porch & had to make the repairs...& threw the vase away since it was too broken.
Flower Bird Rain Grass
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I was smokin' some grass out in the rain and saw a flower fly by with a bird.
harpsichord
nachos
gorilla
frantic
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On a lovely afternoon, I was playing my harpsichord and enjoying a plate of nachos. Suddenly a gorilla came through the window. I got frantic and lost my place in the music.
sailboat
calendar
symphony
grapes
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Was sitting peacefully on my sailboat, eating grapes, when I saw the calendar!!!! The synphony was tonight!!!
Clams
People
confuson
panic
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People often go to the eastern shore of Maryland to eat clams, and other seafood. Confusion reigns when one person sees the long lines and has a panic attack.
museum
scarf
mouse (either variety)
detergent