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Ink spilled all over my clothes...couldn't find anything to wear!
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Just so tired all cuddles up in bed with my cat and staying
here anyway you work me to hard for peanuts !
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Need some space...away from you!!!!
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Kept cleaning house all night and forgot the time.
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Too beautiful of a day to be stuck inside that windowless room...may be in later
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My toe got stuck in the plug hole when having a shower
had to call the milkman up to rescue me well you know the rest
see you tomorrow
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Left my car home and it was a long walk to work.
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What happenend to ABC??? Oh well, funny anyway!
Mailman got hand stuck in door slot!
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Now its my birthday and taking day off to go to a spa will
bill it to you as I know you have not got me a present see you tomorrow
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Overdid it in a restaurant last night. Feeling very bloated; just can't come to work in this condition. I will bbe in when I feel better.