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6. Lie about having returned a book because you want to keep it.
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7. Drop your children off for 'Story Time' and expect the Librarian to be your babysitting service for the rest of the day.
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8. While reading, put your feet up on the furniture.
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9. Stick a wad of bubble gum on the last page you were reading so you
can catch up next time.
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10. Insist on checking out a non-circulating reference book.
NAME TEN REASONS YOU SHOULD NOT DRINK TO EXCESS (or change if you wish)
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1. Dont want to fall over
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2. Because you have to drive home and for that you should be fairly sober.
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3. Don't want to get more wrinkles!
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4. You don't want yet another DUI citation on your driving record.
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5. You want to Remember what you did last night, In the morning.