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9. Tell her just because she is pregnant there is no need to let herself go
Heard lots of pretty slim girls in Husbands office That was a tad nasty eh x
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10. Remind her there are many sleepless nights ahead.
Name ten things you should not do when you are "under the influence."
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1. Pass a police car doing a moonie
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2. Propose to your significant other.
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3. Fall Over
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4. Jump out of a plane without a parachute. Oops!!
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5. Go skinny dipping in the local pond
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6. Go on the TV show "Married At First Sight ."
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7. Fall head first into the rose bush ouch
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8. Try to thread a needle.