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1. Smoke pot
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2. Throw your tray of food against the wall and tell the guard how awful it is.
3. Ask if the jumpsuits come in another color besides orange because orange is not your favorite color.
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4. Spray can rude graffiti on the cell walls.
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5. When it's time for yard activities, refuse to come out of your cell.
6. Sing "I fought the law and the law won" over and over again
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7. Follow up by singing I shot the Sheriff very loud
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9. Demand time for "encounters" with the male prisoners.
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Ten things you should not do at a dinner party