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1. Get drunk and fall in the fishpond


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2. Flirt openly with the hostesses husband

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3. Eat too much cake and not leave any for others




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4. Take containers for all those leftovers


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5. Chase the ducks..waving your hat madly at them

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6. Assess the best flowers and/or plants and dig them up to take home.
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7. Fall asleep on the couch

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8. Run off with the hostess' landscaper.
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Streak through the prize rose garden oooh 9. ouch xx


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10. Accidently (oopsie) turn the hose on all the gaily clad women!
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