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9. Forget your flip flops so you have to run across sand to water
BTW. Someone forgot 6, so here it is
6. Get so sunburned, you have to have lifeguard slather you with aloe lotion...ooh, was that fun!
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10. Pop a very large crab into the pretty slim busty girls beachbag then run !
10 Things you should not do at an old folks homes christmas party
1. Lace the lemonade with rum !!
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2. Take all their nighties to make into a rope for an escape route out the window
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3. Tell them you got the wrong holiday and its really Halloween.
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peppiespet wrote:
8. Run to the beach and steal the towels somone left earlier
Thanks for the giggle - laughing to myself - that was SO funny.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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9. Forget your flip flops so you have to run across sand to water
BTW. Someone forgot 6, so here it is
6. Get so sunburned, you have to have lifeguard slather you with aloe lotion...ooh, was that fun!
If you're looking for the person who forgot #6, that would be me. Sorry!!
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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3. Tell them you got the wrong holiday and its really Halloween.
Back to business:
4. Steal their medications and tell them it's Independence Day.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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5 - Nail all the windows shut & say the partys over when its not.
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6. Bring them a Charlie Brown Xmas tree & say that's all that was left....they were still happy!
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7. Tell them Santa's not coming this year becaue they were naughty.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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