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1. Set the alarm off I always do and have never found out why !!!


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2. Remove your big bottle of duty free bacardi and openly consume in front of everyone ![]()


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Scream 'fire'!
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Do a moonie to the pilot when boarding the plane


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5. Take a child by the hand & lead them through, like it's yours!

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6. Sit near some worried flyers and recount your storey of the engine dropping off on one of your flights !


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7. Join the mile high club!

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8. Forget and leave your change in your pocket !



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Join the mile high club twice ! ooh 9.


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10. Keep a jacknife in your undies!
Not sure what not to do next...someone else pick!
