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Journey was getting so tiresome called in a nice hotel had some lunch and fell alsleep see you tomorrow!!
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Kissed the boys and made them cry.
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Left my briefcase at home....
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Met a former boyfriend for breakfast. One thing led to another. Don't want to share the details, boss, but I'll be in after lunch.
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Noticed a birdsnest on my roof was very close to falling had to borrow next doors ladder to climb up and put it back in place fell midway down and broke toe went to A and E to get it fixed up!!
The birds were fine
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Opened the refrigerator to get some breakfast; noticed it needed a good cleaning. Once I started, I had to finish. It's a bigger job than I anticipated. Will be in later, boss.
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Got abducted by Aliens they wanted do some tests on me cos of my high IQ !!!!
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"P" is next --
Planned to get up early enough to stop in the muffin shop on the way to work and bring everyone a treat. Ran into an old friend there. We could not stop talking. I'll be in after lunch. Sorry.
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Queue on the way to work was so long so got out found a nice grassy area and had a picnic then fell asleep. Woke up and found my car had been towed away see you tomorrow!
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Rang the doorbell to the office because my security badge did not seem to be working. Waited 30 minutes; nobody showed up, so I went home. Please tell me when I can come to work.