- newto
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Fire - It was one of the funniest threads on Big Flush, along with its counterpart, "You're Hired." So many clever people played those threads, including one guy whose screen name I cannot remember right now. He is hysterically funny and oh, so smart.
Now, Fire, I have to fire you because I'm getting really tired from being on the go all day.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
- CallMeCoors
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Newto, you are fired for being "on the go", as your water consumption increased dramatically, as did the line for the restroom!
- newto
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Coors -- You are fired for drastically misinterpreting my expression "on the go."
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
- peppiespet
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Newto you are Fired so I can get this thread up and running again xx
- newto
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Peppie - You are fired because you fired me for no good reason. 
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
- peppiespet
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Newto you are Fired for not understanding I had to Fire you
to get this thread back 
x
- newto
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Peppie -- You are fired so I can shut this computer down for the night.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
- lionfishatbay
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Newto you are fired for shutting down computer early & abandoning us (like I have any room to talk about THAT)
- newto
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Lion - You are fired for scolding me for shutting down the computer "early." Have a gander and see what time I get on in the morning. LOL.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
- Butterflyshrimp
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Newto - You're fired for scolding Lion. She's in a different time zone than we are. Now aren't you ashamed of yourself...huh...huh...huh? My guess is 'no' your not & having a ball! (Newto having a ball....tsk, tsk, tsk). 
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