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Say once Thats never happend to me !


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Do once -- serve undercooked pork
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Use once - a condom. This may have been posted already. But hey, it's true, right?
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Do once make a speech to over 100 people !
Funny Jez xxxxx


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Do once - Almost flush your kitten down toilet (lid is closed now always)

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Do once almost put your kitten on a full wash cycle deceided to check
thank goodness !! Door is always closed now xx
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Do once slip on a banana peel

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Do Once - Choke to death on a lifesaver.
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Do once - stick a pin in your lip when numb from novocaine! It's a kid thing! Hurts good when novocaine wears off!

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Use once - Dental Floss