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6. You don't want to end up like this in the morning...
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7. It can make you say things you may regret. Those were the days above Candi 
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8. You need to be able to read the new Alcohol Warning Labels:
New Alcohol Warning Labels
Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels
be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in thinking you can dance.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex- lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your arse kicked.
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode.
Pass this to all your friends if you feel they may be in danger.
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10. All of the above. Thats so funny and true Candi 
ooops that was number 9 and Ive only had one!! 
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10. Because if you get too drunk you cannot play Word Games very well.
NAME TEN REASONS NOT TO GO OUT AFTER DARK (or change if you wish)
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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1. You may meet the Boogeymen
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3. You might get kidnapped by Aliens
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4. You could slip and fall on something you can't see, such as ice.
Men tend to fall into two categories - those who are dying every time they sneeze and those who are in total denial - not sure which is worse!
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5. Bats come out at night
